"When life gives you lemons..."

the average young teenage girl would finish this quote with, "...throw them back and yell, 'I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!'"

and I would have to say that I can occasionally have my moments when I fit into that category.  It is embarrassing sometimes, but it's totally worth it.

:P

I like being an average teenage girl...except I'm really not that average.  I'm weird. and strange. and loud. and abnormally CRAZY.  but, hey, that's just who I am.  :)

I happen to enjoy making people laugh and smile.  It really brings me great joy although sometimes, I will say, I don't think it's that funny.

For example, the other day in History, I was being my normal abnormal self, and covering my face and speaking in a deep creeper-ish voice, and in mid-sentence, I would sporadically remove my hands from my face and continue my sentence in my normal voice.  For some reason, I continued this for quite some time, and we got on the subject of the movie "Batman."  So, naturally, I said, "I've never seen 'Batman' before."

Only, I was doing the weird voice-hand thing, so in my deep and covered voice I said, "I've never seen--" and proceeded to finish the sentence randomly with my normal voice, "Batman' before."

Now, I really didn't think it was that funny at all...not any funnier than anything else I've ever done, but for some reason, Haley (a quite pleasant friend of mine who sits across the table from me) starting BUSTING OUT in loud, gaffa-ing laughter.  She then said, "Do it again!" and me, being the people-pleaser that I am...reluctantly, agreed after she insisted so many times in her one sentence.  (meaning, OF COURSE I DID IT AGAIN!)--

AHHHH!!!! Wow.  that was an INTENSE moment.  So right now I'm home alone with my little siter, and my very calm dog, Titan.  There is something you have to understand about this dog before I continue the story: he never barks, or growls. EVER.  

So I saw headlights through our glass door, and thought nothing of it.  Then, Titan started growling at the door.  Mind you, all the lights through the room to get to the door were off from where I was sitting.  His fur starts poofing up down his back.  He did a soft and low bark and I kinda got freaked out.  Then, he started barking even a couple more times.  So I got up and said, "Go get it, Ti!" and he started frolicking toward the door while maintaining his deep growl.  So I walked up to the door, stuck my face against the glass and saw...NOTHING.  Then, I walked back to the kitchen table, turning on the lights on my way back.

:)

That's it...end of intense story.

:(

--back to the funny story.  I did my little Batman phrase again and Haley is laughing uncontrollably.  She then continued to laugh uncontrollably until multiple tears, that's right, percipitation of the eyes, started rolling down her giddy face.  It was a sight to see!  And just really really funny.  So after class I walked her to her locker (located just two lockers north of mine) and insured everyone that they were tears of laughter, not sadness.  And I also apologized for causing her minutes of explanation among her friends. haha...I actually witnessed it.  One of her good friends, walked up to her, made a puppy dog face and said, "Awww, Hales, are you okay?" and hugged her.

Anyway, I just thought I'd share an entertaining story...

Is it just me, or do my stories tend to get interrupted by "dog and door" stories?

;)

peace.